Cheesecake, Love and You.

Your love for cheesecakes,
my love for you.

I like holding on to somethings,
you have ample of them,

Thanks to cheesecakes.
Your uterus hurts?
What the doctor says?

"Shed some weight?"
Oh no....how much?

Like 180 pounds?

Gosh, you can't eat cheesecakes?

What will happen to your treasure cellulites?
What will happen to your darling derriere?

You love cheesecakes, I love you.

There goes your cheesecakes, there goes my love.